“Avengers Anonymous:
All of them sitting in a circle crying because they’re not really the characters they play. Evans is dressed in a Captain America onesie; Hiddleston with bucket on his head with cardboard horns taped on top; and RDJ wrapped in aluminum foil with glitter on it and a light bulb in the middle of his chest.”
so who else is alarmed when Tony has a sudden and unexplainable breakdown out of fucking nowhere in fics
or is it just me
i used to have a social life but that all changed when the fire nation attacked
gyzym: that awkward moment where they all go on vacation together and someone sends steve and steve to the wrong rooms by accident
gyzym: and there is awkward shuffling to be had by all
siria: and tony’s lying on the bed
siria: with a rose in his mouth
gyzym: which isn’t nearly so bad for steve mcg
gyzym: as danny butt naked and drinking beer is for steve
siria: ahahaha
gyzym: WE ARE *FAMILY* TONY
gyzym: FAMILY
gyzym: THERE ARE THINGS FAMILY SHOULDN’T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER!!!
gyzym: steve mcg actually thinks he kind of lucked out
gyzym: because “c’mon danno, that’s a view insured for millions of dollars”
gyzym: “there are people who would kill to look at the inside of my brain right now”
siria: *chokes on tea*
gyzym: and danny is like, YES, STEVE
gyzym: SCIENTISTS STUDYING SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCT, FOR ONE THING
siria: kajgakjgag
siria: oh my god, IDIOT BOYS IN LOVE
| Katara: | Give a long speech about how you hope that one day the lemons will transform into lemonade. |
| Sokka: | Whine in a sarcastic way and wish they were meat. |
| Toph: | Eat them, dummy. The sour means they're good for you. |
| Zuko: | Ask life if you can trade the lemons for your honor. |
| Iroh: | Make lemon tea, of course. |
| Azula: | Shoot life with lightning until they give you an acceptable fruit. Like cherries. Without pits. |
| Ozai: | Throw the lemons at your son in an Agni Kai. |
| Aang: | ...make lemonade? |
But Jim, you have to join. Your father’s already on the team.
#SURPRISE! IT’S YOUR DAD! #AND HE’S AN ALIEN GOD #TROLOLOL#btw your uncle’s evil
ALDSKGJ LMAO
