the-vashta-nerada:

• fun fact about the human body!
• if you took the skin of an average human and laid it out
• you would have enough
• to get a pretty fucking serious criminal conviction 

superkianagalaxy:

There are canon ships

and there are non-canon ships.

Some ships are really big and famous

others are really small and obscure.

and some ships are responsible for the pain and suffering of thousands.

Oh hello there, my first phone! Remember when you were still considered worth stealing?

Fucking thief.

This and the nokia 5110 should be classified as deadly weapons.

gyzym:

(postcard: and scott is just like ASJKJGKDGJ JUSTICE
gyzym: I FEEL LIKE THAT IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF CANON SCOTT EVER)

gyzym: scott summers yells justice in bed sometimes
gyzym: scott summers has a diary and every page says justice
gyzym: scott summers can’t have conversations with batman
gyzym: because he says JUSTICE and batman says JUSTICE and this goes on and on
gyzym: until eventually batman yells WELL MY PARENTS ARE DEAD and goes to cry in the corner again
postcard: and scott has nothing to shout
postcard: because he has two brothers
postcard: and they are both dicks
postcard: who do not believe in JUSTICE
gyzym: scott summers’ ringtone is just himself saying JUSTICE
postcard: scott summers would marry justice if it were legal in the state of new york
gyzym: scott summers has a tattoo and it says JUSTINE
gyzym: (because he was a little drunk and the artist misheard him)
postcard: and he never knows what to tell people when they ask who justine is
postcard: because he doesn’t know a justine and he’s got logan’s bitemarks on his collarbone
postcard: IT IS SO VERY AWKWARD
gyzym: scott summers writes JUSTICE in wet cement
gyzym: and spray paints it on the wall
gyzym: scott summers’ commitment to justice makes captain america uncomfortable
gyzym: SCOTT SUMMERS
gyzym: IS
gyzym: THE CHUCK NORRIS
gyzym: OF JUSTICE

cacellcee:

deliciousale:

thezackkgames:

hackandslash:

twojeansandabean:

justshy:

who ever put this laminate floor down, did it to torture these cats, lmao

 lmao idk why this is so hilarious

I CAN’T BREATHE.

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHAHA—

omg now i want to do this why am i such a despicable human being